- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

whats dumb and small? dandruff

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