- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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