Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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