How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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