What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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The queen having a shit

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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