- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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