- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

haha black people :D

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Life

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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