- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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