How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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