feminine literature

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Who wants water? I do.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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