- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What did the snake say to the rat?

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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