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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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