- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's 9 + 10 19

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Robin, get in the car!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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