- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Antijokes...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

its funny cuz i laughed!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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