Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

An Aisian failed a test

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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