- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Nuneaton..

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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