What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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The dewey decimal system

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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