what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

drew edminstin is a rat

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what do you call a black guy african american

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Anti Joke

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