- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

your face is kinda funny

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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