So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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I'm Coming

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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