Want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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Set up Punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Justin with a hat.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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