- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

whats chinese noodles

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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