What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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