- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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