- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Your adopted.....

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Caramel Boing.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Women's rights.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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