Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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