- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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