Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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women's rights

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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