you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

THe Election

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

wanna here a joke? you.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

that wall over there ->

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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