Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

How come grilled cheese?

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why? Why not?

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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