- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Shea's sty....

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Women's rights.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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