Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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