- Anti Joke

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange? an orange

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

I'm HIV positive.

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