Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Knock knock come in.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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