Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Homo say what?

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

so how about that irline food

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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