- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

A seal walks into a club.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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