Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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bologna

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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