- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

How come grilled cheese?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

retard

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why? Why not?

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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