Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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You're tall.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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