- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Screw it you write the joke.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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