101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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