- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Good job, son.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Whats two plus two? Miles

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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