- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

When life throws knives at you, run away.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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