- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Justin Bieber

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

darude- sandstorm

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Internet Explorer

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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