- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Long joke Your such a downey

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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