- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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