- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

wael.. nuff said

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

This is my favorite antijoke.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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