whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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