why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

I have a horse.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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