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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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