There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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