why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Manchester City

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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