- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Boxing on Boxing Day

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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