What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

WHAT THE BABIES?!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How high is the sky? True or False

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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