- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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