- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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