roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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