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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

black people

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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