How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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where is the world?

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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