Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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whats black and strange a paki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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