- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Your face

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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