- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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