Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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