- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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