Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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