- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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