- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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