How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

YEAH THEY DO!

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

your life

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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