- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

-knock knock! -doors open

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Ron Paul for President!

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Tommy got neutered.

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