why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

It got hit by a rocket.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

You having friends.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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