Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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