Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Raveena Thandhan

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Davey Peterson.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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all your base are belong to mark

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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