- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Womens basketball

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

boobs!

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How high is the sky? True or False

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