A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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wael.. nuff said

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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You idiot.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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