- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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