Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Women's Rights

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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