- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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