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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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