- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

whats up and also down? your mum

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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