what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

black people

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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