- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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