A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Black people.

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Knock knock Come in

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dyslexic's Untie

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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