Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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