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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Oh, right

which one is easiest

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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