Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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WILLYS

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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