- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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