- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Knock Knock. Come in.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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