what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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