- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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