- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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