- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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