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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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