A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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