What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

I once did something.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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