- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

knock knock who's there ?

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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