friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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