- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

the lemon was sweet.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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