- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

i killed my family

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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