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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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