Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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I'm Polish.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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