How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Justin

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

The Qur'an

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

Your mom

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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