- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

You bumder!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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